todae.. was bored!! haiz.. history teacher was okayy.. but one thing i dunn like.. her marker was SMELLY!!!!!!!! omg.. other lessons was okay.. still boring to mie.. muz more excitin worsss.. ahah.. n one more thing.. yq lost her wallet.. omg.. den after sch.. ruishan lost hers too.. y so many pple lost wallets?? :(( *cries* den jus now i go check my frenster.. OMG ALL MY TESTIMONIALS GONE!!!!!!!! I M DAMM ANGRY>> N SAD!!!!!!!!!!!! wawawa.. so guyss.. pls send mi testi hor.. pathetic mie!!!!!!!!!!! haizzzz

heyss change my blogskin lers.. nice?? ahah soo siannxx.. todaee go check outt timetable.. lers.. at firstt i c .. c .. c.. eh?? wads HY??? o.. its historyy .. haha.. mee so lame hor.. dunno tiss most teacher nvr change oni summ.. hope dherr new teachers would b nice!! ((: wahaah.. nth much le.. crap.. crapp.. ahah.. byyiiee

Back frm gentin.. so damm fun.. haha.. fri went to malaysia wiff my cousins dey all.. is tour de WTS.. lol.. went to a hawker center for dinner at Malaysia.. den go Malacca.. a restuaran dere ferh earli lunch.. food nortt bad bahs.. den went to the tropical ‘forest’.. of cos.. not forest lah.. is dere is mainlii fruits.. den go in eat.. the passion fruit.. look verii cute.. so I take.. den eat le.. omg.. very sour but eat longer very nice lol.. haha.. den go in cang kuang lors.. den gort walk past the cactus.. den got prick.. wawwa.. den after thad went back to tiara beach resort at port dickson.. down stairs have swimming pool.. man made beach.. very big.. den go play.. very fun lors.. after thad.. have buffet dinner.. not nice de.. the food.. not hot de.. hmmph!! den at 9+ we went too watch tutles!! the tour guide sae untill woa.. verii biig.. n too bad!! we nvr c the turtless de.. but we gortt c the videoss.. realli verii big lahss.. we got c 3 turtles.. not veryy big lahs.. like biigger then palm size.. nxt dae set of to gentin.. on the wae.. we went to c the cape towers.. like Bukit Timah hill.. but veri long n stteep haha.. den mux climb.. den went for lunch.. reach gentiin abt 4+.. there verii cold lorss.. hhaa.. so fun.. den actualli wanna play the theme park de.. den no tyme.. so we go shop a little..after thad play pool.. we all dunno how play.. den anyhoww play lorss.. den my father nott happi say we dunno how play.. styll wan play.. hmmph!! nvm.. den we go play arcade.. arcade veri bigg.. 2 levels.. de.. haha den go play bowlin.. nw my bowlin skills very losii dao.. haisshh.. den my parens n auntt go casino.. c.. my dad saey very smelli!!! LOL.. cos of the cigarette mahss.. den dey buy kfc.. den cum up bowlin alleyy to find us.. when we reach back too the hotel 12+ le.. hah.. we den eat out kfc supper.. after eatin went back to own rooms.. bathe den slp.. 7.30 wake up go have breakfast here the breakfast better have lots of food!! n its nicer also.. hhaa.. den we go indoor theme park play roller coaster.. when its our turn then gort problem mux wait ferh 10 mins.. hmmph!! so dao mei!!! den its our turn.. quite fun lah.. although not as ci ji but i styll shout like dunno wad.. lol.. den nvr play others cos no tyme haixx.. i wann go gentin play again lorss.. den after thad went back to sg le.. on the way.. have thai lunch at mine shoppin centre.. the food also norrtt badd.. the shoppin centre cum b4 de.. ((: den dere got handicapped pple make name stickers.. den we all bought.. veryy slow.. den the person gibb us thadd tyme he say sum habb problems den gibb us discoount!! hmmph.. so angryy.. den went backk to sg lerss lorss.. quite fun lahss.. thishh tourr.. i wanna go
A-G-A-I-N!!!!!! HAHAH..

okaess.. i know its quite boring wiff my blogg.. no choice cos i m soo sianxx...
jus find a few jokes 2 lighten up.. ((: READ!!! damm funnehh!!!

The Perfect Husband :
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

-NEXT JOKE-


A Father's Last Request:
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

k.. stop here for now!! buaii

heyss.. so long nvr blog liaoss.. tis few daes at home.. nth much.. haissh.. s00 sianx.. realli veri sian.. cannort alwayes go out.. once go out.. wallet yi ding mei you $$ de.. u know??? mux save le.. holidaes no 'income' mahs.. haixx.. SIANZ.. SIANZ.. SIANZ.. okiies.. enuff of myiee crapp.. n yeah!!! goin tuu genting tis frii lerss.. its a tour bahss.. gt go other places de.. ((: hee..
will stop here.. byiess.. zZzZzZ

yoo.. nth much tis few daes.. haiish..
MON
miee.. yunqian.. shyna went tuu causeway point.. realise sumone missin?? ya..tats rite!!! zhiwei!!! she sae she broke.. den cannortt go.. den sae causewae point nott nice.. *cries* okkies.. nvm.. den we meet at yew tee de platform at 12.3opm.. yq cum the las.. but i not cum first lahh although i live the nearest.. haha.. paiseh horss.. den we go buy tickets ferr OVER THE HEDGE.. omg.. it wass damm funniee n nice.. haha.. den we go arcade.. playy playy the sweets machine.. ?? aiya.. i dunno how sae.. la.. den aroung 4+.. miee n yq go lot 1 walkk shyna go hme.. as her mother will scold her mahs.. den walkk walkk into the arcade plae den when cum out.. i realise MY BRACLET missing!!! omg.. my mum gonna kill miee ferrh sure!!! den run back intuu the arcade den find find .. den after find dao le.. wah heng dao...
TUES
todae.. go out withh mum.. sis tto cut cut hair lorss.. den after thadd go grandma hse.. nth much happen thadd daess.. bahss..
WED
todaee.. nth on.. slpp untill 10am lyke thadd lorss.. den do hw.. heh.. :p i so guai.. muaahah.. den afternoon do maths.. the maths sum verii difficult den i think think think untill my brain crack liao.. but in the end i manage tuu find dher ans.. muahaha

think nth le lahss.. byiess.. ENJOY UR HOLIDAYSS.. ((:

woa.. miee verii long nvr online liao hots.. i nvr online meanin i cant blog.. i cantt go frenster.. wawawa.. S00 SADD.. haah.. ermm.. todae ishh prefect interview onii ferrh sec 2s.. verii scarii lorss..i reach at 12.50 pm around thad bahss.. i think s00.. muahah den i go find sarah.. go wiff her tuu the prefect rm lors.. i go dere den i know thad the interview is one by one go in de.. omg.. soo scarii dao.. den one by pne go in lors.. one can tokk abt 15 plus min u knoe??? den after thad.. the senior prefects sae veri slow den spilt into half.. one is interviewed by the head prefect lors.. den the prefect rm by the otherss.. den interview finis.. mie.. sarah.. wenting.. go co rm 'playy' hee.. we go take the drum hit .. omg damm fun haha.. dere got a lot of instrumens den play play play.. den when wanna go.. den have rain.. quite a heavii dwnpour bahss.. haha.. den tok tok tok.. sarah dad cum n fetch her.. she sae wan shun bian drive miee hm de.. den i pai seh den dun wan lors.. muahaha.. lame rite?? go bus stop wait ferrh bus 941.. den gt a bus came .. is 941 but infront dey nvr sae is 941 n oni 1 0r 2 pple is inside den i thot is trainin bus.. den actualli ishh not.. walao.. soo angryyss.. haishh nvm.. den go hme eat eat.. den do hw.. cos still gt a lot of hw nvrs do mahs.. hee.. yeahss.. holidaes le wors.. happie mahs?? tis sat is 20th bbss anniversarii lerss.. ((: yeahss..